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These Google-Doodlers' Parents Should Have Searched for Better Names

Google is running a contest where schoolkids submit "Google Doodles" (those special logos Google shows on their website for holidays and other occasions.

Fortunately, several statewide finalists have been honored on Google's website.

Unfortunately, some of them have names like:

Ainsiey
Alavia
Amari
Aspen
Baylie
Blakely
Brice
Brittnee
Caitrin
Chanel
Emerald
Harshitha
Keelin
Keston
Maradeth
Moritz
Paiton
Rockylin
Sinceraty

One student boasts the OK first name of Ashley but the iffy last name of Yackamouth.

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Jean
Jan 4, 2010 7:38pm [ 1 ]

Perhaps more parents-to-be should try the "Back Porch" test. Stand on your back porch and yell the name you are considering for your child three times as loud as you possibly can (as if calling your child in to dinner). If you feel stupid, don't use that name.

uzi silber
Jan 28, 2010 3:01pm [ 2 ]

fun content here, and I like the back porch test (Jean's comment), though unfortunately I live in Manhattan and can't test it.

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