Bad Baby Names - VERIFIED!

These Google-Doodlers' Parents Should Have Searched for Better Names
Google is running a contest where schoolkids submit "Google Doodles" (those special logos Google shows on their website for holidays and other occasions. Fortunately, several statewide finalists have been honored on Google's website. Unfortunately, some of them have names like:

Seen on the Tube
Amy Poehler's character in Baby Mama gives birth to a cutie named "Stef." Short for Stephanie? Nope, it's "Stefani -- as in Gwen." And did I really hear a name like that on Toddlers & Tiaras?

"Seein' All of Money?" Is that what this name means?
"Seein' All of Money" is all I can make out from this kid's name, one of  Arizona's new arrivals.

Culturally Justified But Cruel: Inhelica?

Yep, it's authentic:Inhelica

- I'm just assuming it's some form of Angelica that I don't understand. But sound it out, folks. Sound it out.

Latrina Has a Sister!
Actually, I have no idea if the one real Latrina I've met has a sister. I'm talking figurative Sisters of the Bad Name. For some reason, I remembered the lovely, helpful Latrina and got to wondering what would be a "good" name for a sister if she had one.

I was E'Lay-ted to Find These Names
Any new mom should be elated. But that doesn't justify naming your child  E'Laysia.